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read my profile sign my guestbook Name: JIAHWEI Birthday: 12/22/1992 Gender: Female Expertise: Dreaming Message: message me Member Since: 3/31/2008

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Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Happy February!

Ok this entry is gon' be full of shit.

I'm just blogging whatever that comes to my mind first.

ANYWAY. I think there's smth wrong with me.
IN THE TRAIN RIGHT. I ALWAYS KENA SOME SMELLY PERSON
WHO WILL SIT BESIDE ME.

WHYYYY?????????????????? T.T

It's either they're bloody smokers, people who got B.O, or they fart.
Or all of the above.
BEST.

OMG THERE WAS ONCE.
SOMEONE KEPT FARTING SIA WTFSHIT. BESIDE ME SOMEMORE.
Like he's on some FART SPREE -_-
Its either the small boy (another reason why I don't like kids. lack of anus control.) or
his dad. AND HIS DAD AH
HAS TERRIBLE B.O SIA. I'M NOT KIDDING.
He was standing and BOTH his arms were up holding the bars.
So everytime the train moves,
HIS SMELL WILL MOVE TOO.

And I'm the lucky one who sat beside the 2 father & son.
HOSEI.
MUST BE HEREDITARY. *suffocates*

I think I gotta pack my room soon.
My prom night shopping bags from LAST YR are still lying on my floor.
Shoe box & all. KOOLERATION.

Flippin thru my sec sch report book to see how much i've grown.

Sec1: 156cm / 38kg

Sec2: 161cm / 41kg

Sec3: 163cm / 43.9kg

Sec4: 165cm / 44.2kg

Sec5: 167cm / 48.4kg

WHEN I SAW MY SEC1 H&W I IMMEDIATELY BURST OUT LAUGHING.
FRIKKIN 156CM ONLY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Size of a bloody hobbit.
NEVER KNEW I WAS THAT PUNY SIA.
And 38kg. THIRTY EIGHT TO FOURTY EIGHT KILOS from sec1 to 5. Fml.

Actually last yr in sec5 i was freaking 50 kg ok!
Just that that week before H&W taking, I dieted like siao.
Totally never eat at all!!! WHERE IS THAT MOTIVATION NOW?! T.T
I still remembered if i was was damn hungry, almost on the verge of
fainting (LOL) I would just drink coffee. :/
abstaining from food feels like death. Esp since I have a monster of an appetite. :D

The fattest I ever got was 52kg??
That was pre O level period, so while studying I SNACKED LIKE SIAO.
Gained 2-3 kgs in 1 week. And when I stepped on the weighing scale,
it felt as if there was an earthquake worst than Haiti. HAHAHAHA.
Mannnn, I cried so badly.
But thankfully managed to lose the excess blubber the week after :)

Woah didn't know I grew 5cm frm sec 1 to sec 2! :D
Anw when I reached my sec2 page, i faster-ly flipped to the back cos my results
were absofuckingloutely T.E.R.R.B.L.E

Ok lemme share w you guys my grades.

Eng: B4
MT: D7
Math: F9
Sci: E8
Geog: C6
History: F9
Literature: C6
Home Econs: E8 (HAHHAHAHAA I REALLY CANNOT COOK UNTIL NOW.)
Art: C6

I got the LOWEST in the whole FREAKING COHORT.

Promotion status: Laterally Transferred to S3 NORMAL (A)

I will never ever forget that sentence in my report bk. EVER.
But I'm glad those results are part of the past now :) :)
I'm a completely diff person right now, ME AND QH. HAHA.
Last time lower sec we were eyelinerz sisters (ok we weren't even friends. HAHA.)
then now promoted to HAIRBAND SISTERS. HAHAHAHAHA.
Last time supa hiao lor! Always in toilet touching up make up.
Now we just push up all our fringe W/O MAKE UP & go to sch. Like kia kia but so cute :D

Oh & today @ work I got SOOOOOOOOO pissed off at this customer.
Fucking no manners ok!!!! Not to me but to another senior staff who is
practically old enough to be her mother.

Cust: YA I WANT YOU TO FIND IT FOR ME NOW.
THIS IS CONDITIONER I WANT SHAMPOO.

Then the poor staff gotta listen to her orders like empress dowager like that
and got down ON HER KNEES to find her damn shampoo when she was alrdy
told there wasn't any.
THE FAT BITCH IS EITHER MENTALLY RETARDED OR INTELLECTUALLY CHALLENGED.

Didn't she say THEY DON'T BRING IN ANYMORE STOCK????
Go give birth to your damn shampoo yourself ok?
SO pissed off at that moment, was just standing beside her.
wanna smack her but scared she flatten me out with her fat backside.
HAHHAHAHA. She sit on me i surely die.

Rude to the max la! No wonder so fat. HEEHEE.

& FYI just coz I mentioned shampoo, doesn't mean I work in a Ba Wang
shampoo producing warehouse okkkk? LOLOL.
I work for freaking L'Oreal!!!

Ok I just blogged a shit ass long entry, 1am now!
& I wanna see my favourite girls soooooooooooooooooon!

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Sunday, January 24, 2010

Weight issues.

OH MY GOODNESS QIAN HUI AKA KUTTI#2
WE ARE FAMOUS!!!
Got bangalah movie about us.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Flipping thru newspapers and I saw the advert.
*STUN* HAHAHA.

Anywayz, I FEEL SO FAT :(((
I'm not saying this to fish for nice comments from people ok.
Was super conscious of myself last week cos i felt that my elephant thighs
were exploding from my shorts T.T

My mom even asked me to exercise more. T.T x10

And then I dreamt that QH/LADONNA/THE ROCKER was mocking me :(
I remember SOOOOO vividly she was pointing at me and telling everyone
"YOU SEE YOU SEE SO FAT!!!"
Wah immediately burstED into tears in my dreams & ran away..

Then suddenly I woke up with tears in my eyes.
It was SOOOOO real.

SIGH.

At home kena mocked at by family (when I say family I mean my bro.)
ELEVEN YRS OLD ONLY AND CONSTANTLY EVERYDAY W/O
FAIL CALLS ME FATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
No big no small!! (mei da mei xiao.)

Even in my dreams I am also not spared -_- TRAGIC.

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Thursday, January 14, 2010

Work!!

Day 1.
With Pigtoria and Radonna @ sentosa.
SUPER FUN!! :)

Our job scope is super slack siallllll.
LAUGHED SUPER A LOT :D
Next time, I'm gonna bring one truckload of gummy worms to use as bait.
(cos the models like it....Ahem. ) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

THE MINI ROCK THE DUA ROCK.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.

Day 2.
Woke up @ 5am cos we gotta reach there by 7 -_-

Yea that's all!!! :D
After that the rocker left and it was down to me & pigtoria. HAHAHAHA.
SUPER HILARIOUS OUR "SPY MISSION". ON AH!!! LOLLLLL.
Random qn. Have you guys ever been afraid of teletubbies ah.
I HAVE.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
My friend in pri sch told me that they were evil & did bad things to kids!!
Then I remembered one day I opened my wardrobe and I saw my teletubby shirt.
SUPER SCARED DARE NOT WEAR.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH.
Vic still bluff her friends say that the teletubby toy wink at her.
WTFFFFFFF LOLLLLLLLL.

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Friday, January 08, 2010

I turn seventeen!! (last yr...)

I had SO MUCH fun!!
Picnic with the girls!! :) :)

FOOD!! YUMSSSSSSSSSS.

Wrote them letters :)

Joke of the day was when I couldn't fit into my birthday gift they gave me.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. I am size S............. no moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

YEA MANAGED TO FIT IN!!! :D

...........Now got problem taking out. -_-

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Fml.

Dress stuck halfway. *WIPES SWEAT*

Like wearing apron.

"Sorry Ma'am no cooking here." LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

Never laughed so hard before omg! LOL.

N I've exceeded Xanga's 1000mb upload limit. -__________-
Now i've to create photobucket account before I can upload the few other pix!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Check back!

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Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Nerve wrecking

OMGZILLA RESULTS ARE FREAKING RELEASED NEXT WEEK.

HOWHOWHOWHOW.

I'll regret for LIFE if i don't do well. SIGHHHHHHHHHH.

Why the plane carrying our papers to England never crash huh!????!
Then we can retake our S.S paper!!! HA. HA. HA.
Why no terrorist blow up the plane!?
HAHAHAHA. Imagine I'm a terrorist.
First person in history to ever hijack a plane carrying what? PAPERS.

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH ME ON MONDAY.

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